The Story of Dick In the Community

I normally don’t post other peoples stuff on my website (unless its a funny video or cartoon), mostly because I think the advice being dished out is complete crap, but I had to post this one.

If you are completely unaware of what the seduction community is then this article isn’t one you should read. If you know who mystery and style are, have over 30 different email subscriptions and own over a 1,000 dollars of their products, then this article is for you.

This article comes to you from Cameron Teone over at He is one of the few people (besides myself) that I would recommend taking dating advice from.

*** If you read this story and feel any anger or defensiveness then there is some truth to it. If it was completely untrue then there would be no emotional response to it WHAT SO EVER.***

The Story of Dick In the Community

Richie was a good man, meant well, and had a group of friends he hung out with.  Clean cut kid, 22 years old and fresh out of college, he found himself still struggling to get girls.  Sure, he had his cast of friends, but he was never the popular kid in high school.  College was an improvement but it still didn’t get Richie consistent results.  He was a very likable kid his friends would say.  Unable to attract girls he desired and feeling the frustration of one too many Saturday nights alone, he sought to find a solution to his dilemma.  He took refuge on the Internet.  Spending time alone, he finally succumbed to it. He did a Google search one lonely Friday night.

There he was, doing an Internet search on How to attract girls and he stumbled upon the¦..(drum roll please)¦..Seduction Community. He found a site named Fast Seduction filled with advice from various gurus. There was a plethora of advice from gurus all around the globe who all had online handles and clever pseudonyms.

That’s how Richard came to the seduction community. He voraciously read every piece of advice and went out to try it. Whatever he had done up to that point hadn’t really worked, so how much worse off could he be?  He couldn’t get worse.  So he read, and went out talked to girls.  He started posting on the forums and kept a log of his track record. He started having some success.  He finally had something to say to girls and could strike up conversations with them.  Hey, this stuff was giving him some results! Finally!!

The guys providing the advice referred to themselves as Pick Up Artists abbreviated to PUA for short.  The people in this community loved acronyms and there was no shortage of them to find. Religiously, Richie read and practiced the advice of the PUAs, as these were the greatest self- touted ladies men across the globe. Richie wanted to meet them. Who wouldn’t?

That opportunity arose when a famous pick up artist came to town to speak for free at a small lair meeting. This was Richie’s chance to meet a guru in the flesh. This was the time. This was the beginning of meeting famous PUAs. This speaker was not just a PUA. He was an MPUA [Master PUA]. Apparently, that’s a higher echelon of pick up artistry. He went by the online name, T.D. (Short for Touch Down.)

  • Interior- Day time- Gathering inside a dimly-lit room.

We see 20 poorly dressed guys sitting around anxiously listening to Master Pick Up Artist, Touch Down Speak.

Touch Down [TD]:
My name is TD.
Do any of you know why that is?
That stands for Touch Down!
That’s because I score with 99 out of a 100 girls I talk to.
Can any of you do that?
No, because you’re all lame assess.

Richie is excited. Wow! Imagine that! 99 out of a 100!  The mythical Greek Gods couldn’t and wouldn’t claim such numbers.  Suddenly, he is snapped out of his Daze. TD is speaking to him!

Take a look at that outfit. Would a hot woman ever be caught
with a guy dressed like you? No¦ You need to wear something edgy.
Like a fishnet mesh shirt.
What is your name?

Richie realizes he has been chosen.

My name is Richie, Sir.

See, there you go. You answered my question too fast.
You’re once again showing you’re a lame ass.

Sorry, sir.

You lame ass. Don’t apologize.
You aspire to be an MPUA? You should never apologize.
Alpha men do not apologize.

Richie is confused.

Your name is lame. How do you expect to get a 10 with that name?
Your new name is PUA Dick! Dick is short for Rich,
but also has a sexual connotation to it.
Do you think a hot girl would date Richie??

Richie takes a moment to think. He is not sure where this line of questioning is headed.

Answer my questions immediately.
Don’t pause too long, it shows weakness.

Rich is now really confused.

Richie is a weak name. From now you’ll be called Dick.

But I like Richie. All my friends call me by it.

Shut up. Do you want to get laid?
Many powerful and Machiavellian men have been named Dick.
Tricky Dick Nixon, Dick Cheney, Dick Hussein.

Awww, I am pretty sure it was Saddam.

Shut the fuck up. Never correct an MPUA. Did I not tell
You know why I am called Touch Down?
Because I can score with any woman I want anywhere. I can walk outside
and get and any model as a girlfriend. You’re a lame ass.
You’re an expert? You read history books?
While you’re busy reading your history and biographical books,
I am busy getting laid by supermodels. Don’t ever correct me again.
Plus Saddam means Dick in Iraqi language.

OK. Thanks for the help.

There you go again. You’re such a lame ass.
You show weakness and lower value by saying thanks.
If you want to be an MPUA, you need to drop that.
You’re now PUA Dick Striker.

So Richie became a Dick.

Immediately fascinated, Richie stars immersing himself even more in the seduction community. After all, thus far, he has learned a few good things that have helped him.  He now starts studying every piece of information he can get his hands on every different camp. He studies a method popularized by someone named Intrigue. He learns a style of Insulting Asshole by a character named Michelangelo. He studies post by a snobby PUA called Fashion.  It all starts as innocent fun trying to meet a few girls.

Unknowingly, something weird happens. Something, deep, dark and ugly that completely sneaks its way in under the radar. Along the way, he adapts the mindset, belief systems, and mental processes of the people whom he admires. He worships these people. He believes them to have the keys to happiness in life.  He feels a strange loyalty because now Richie actually has met girls, gone on dates, and even has had sex with some women.

Richie is infatuated with the Pick Up Artists. He takes on their persona.   He adapts their beliefs. He looks at the world through their eyes. Little does Richie know that he is adopting the mindset, beliefs, and behavioral patters of people whom he admires, are those of sometimes-deranged people. They range from manic-depressive, to suicidal, to superficial, to unhappy manipulative sociopaths who plot and plan their every move.

Richie no longer has any of the friends he had before he entered the community.  His friends all call themselves PUAs and they have their language. Richie has stopped all his hobbies. His new hobby is posting field-reports, getting back to his friends to compare notes about what girls they met.

Pretty soon, Richie is unhappy. Richie is depressed. Richie develops paranoia, always anxious about what people are trying to get from him. He looks at everything as a mechanical process, as though he were a programmed robot.  Someone sneezes, and Richie says, Bless you, and immediately is proud of himself because instantaneously thinks to himself, Hey, I am giving Value but then he worries he was being Beta. Paranoia sneaks in his head. Would an Alpha male say Bless you?  Perhaps it’s showing Lower Value. Fuck!  It’s all so confusing. His thoughts are turning on him.

Someone is over at his house and the poor bastard has to take a piss so he asks Richie to use the toilet. Richie thinks, Whoa, this dude is now taking value from me. It does not occur to Richie that normal well-adjusted human beings do not think this way. Full-blown sociopaths do. Rich has taken on sociopath thinking.

Richie is really unhappy. See, Richie is NOT really a sociopath. He is a normal dude with emotions who just needed to become better with girls. He is actually a good dude, and is a likeable person. He just needed to tweak a few things, but he got caught in a trap.

He got caught in the trap of thinking that he needed to adopt the personalities of the people who helped him.  So he did, and now he is just as miserable as they are. Wait, he is more miserable. A true sociopath can coexist with himself on some level, in the same way a con artist can somehow sleep easy at night after having robbed an elderly retired couple of their life savings. Richie, AKA PUA Dick Striker,  has sunken in really deep. Every time he sees a woman, he feels like he should do an approach. When he does not approach a woman, he feels weird and incomplete.

  • Exterior of tall building- Weekday Morning – Day Light

**Today a woman was about to jump off a building to kill herself.

Richie, now known as PUA Dick Striker, sees the attractive woman on top of the building looking to plunge down. Dick is anxious!!! He feels like he should have tied a bungee cord around his waist, jumped with her, and asked her during the plight, I need a quick suicidal sinking female’s opinion.  Who lies more, men or women? Quickly, you only have 5 seconds of free fall left.

Unfortunately, Richie did not have a bungee cord as part of his PUA-Kit. He had to make room for an extra pair of New-Rock boots. He never had a chance to open a conversation with her.

He is feeling anxiety. Not opening the set has given him a horrible compulsion. He thinks to himself…Click Here to Continue Reading

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About The Author

Alex is a guest contributor on the Attraction Institute. He started his journey as a lost and confused guy and has been sharing his story on his personal website since 2009. He specialises in Inner Game Transformation.

One Response

  1. Harry

    I see where you are coming from, but you do have to be careful about who you let into your home and who you allow to use your bathroom. I found myself embarrassed as all hell one day, after the guy who entered my toilet began moaning loudly, as if he were sh^tting barbed wire, or something. Wouldn’t be surprised It the neighbor next door imagined the guy was getting wood up the rectum. So, yeah, people can take away value from you the minute they show up around you.


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